Let me paint you a picture.. I’m cracking myself up šŸ˜‚


Dear Diary,

Let me paint you a picture.. I’m cracking myself up šŸ˜‚

I’m sitting on my shower chair in the bathroom with my legs spread wide open up on vanity bench, with a portable standalone mirror on a little table in front of me so that I can see myself in all my glory 🤣

I am in the process of trimming my pubic hair so that I can attempt to wax it before having my shower. You know, just in case I stuff it up and end up needing to shave it after all šŸ˜†

I am very much a person who likes to be bikini ready, always. As well as groomed exactly to my liking at all times. I’m just as worthy, actually far more, to do it for myself regardless of the fact that no one sees me naked anymore but me 🤭

What can I say, I feel much better and sexier with everything gone but a thin strip down the middle. Which by the way is much harder to do by yourself than you’d think šŸ˜…

But to keep it always the way I want it means having to shave regularly and that just causes irritation as it grows back, which is no fun and the reason I’m in here trimming myself with the intention of waxing it instead.

Waxing my legs has worked a treat, so I’m hoping it will be the same down below as well as my underarms. Truth be told, I’m far more nervous about waxing my armpits than anywhere else šŸ˜

Anyway, Luke has just got back from cleaning his truck and I heard him say that he’s ready for a shower, so I’m going to upload this and finish the little but that I have left to do..

I also have to shave my left arm for my tattoo laser removal appointment on Tuesday but I’m going to go outside into the sun and trim both my arms out there šŸŒž

I plan to wax my right arm and the areas on my left that are nowhere near the tattoo. I’m really glad that I double checked that before just waxing it since laser is not good on waxed skin I’ve been told.

Luke and I are leaving for Sydney today and I’m so excited for our adventure!! šŸ¤—

10:58 AM on Sunday the 4th of October 2026


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