I am so happy I never want to go on a date ever again 🙄🥳

At least I now have at least one part of my life sorted 🤣

Technically two, since I only ever wish to have sex with the one I love…

So I am having sex with myself for the rest of my life 😂😂😂

I just wish my vibrators would stop dying I me…

And that the charges would work 😄

One by one they continue to stop working 😫🤣😫😂