I intuitively knew that my favourite toy, the latest, more expensive wand I’ve got, needed to be charged, but after going through numerous chargers and not finding the correct one, I gave up in the end and just added an extra couple of toys to my current favourite two 🤣

I wonder if I was less stoned if I could write the above overly too long sentence in a better, more concise way…

Given what I am currently studying for my last philosophy unit, I would think so 😅

Now, back to my story…

I was right, it did need to be charged but thankfully it lasted for the length of time I needed it. Which, was far less time then I would have originally thought..because something happened that I definitely hadn’t intended leading up to it 😆

I lubed up my second favourite toy which happens to be on the slighter side, size wise. I knew that I wand could die at any moment, so I figured I’d start using both straight away..

Only I ended up going a little further south and figured why not go all the way 😏😝

Just “like riding a bike” like “they” say haha 😄

Definitely miss the real thing, but I only want intimacy with passion and love and lust and desire and well, being in love with someone who is unavailable, as well as living in lockdown, that makes things hard 🙄

Thankfully, in the meantime, I am now getting off in even faster time, since, well Ive always said, I cum better with anal 😆

It’s been a while since I’ve done it with myself, but unsure why 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Anyway, it’s 7:24pm and I’m sitting on my toilet trying to empty my bladder (IC is the worse!) before getting back into bed to keep watching Netflix 😁

PS: no I still don’t feel well, though this urge that I satisfied, did make me feel a bit better for a little while there 🙂