Now, isn’t that one hell of a title! hahaha

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I do not feel well at all. I feel like I need an entire day in bed just resting 😮‍💨

My tummy started making these weird noises and strange feelings, and I remember consciously thinking, “this is new; what’s going on” then I ‘farted’ followed by awkwardly as fast as I could running to the toilet 😅

Why am I sharing this with all of you, you might wonder, and there’s only one answer to that lol because I am one of billions alone at home, or even those of you surrounded by people, yet alone inside, because we are all human. This is what our 3D selves are.

I find it hilarious all the different ways in which people are able to make “we are all just animals” and versions such as this, ever for or against whatever it is that they are justifying to themselves, and yet, when it comes to the real life actual biological, functioning, way in the sense that we are the same, humans have fu*ked everything up making life harder.

Why is farting something to be laughed at? Why do these stupid traditions continue to spread? Why are women terrified of a man they are seeing/dating/sleeping with/[enter your version here]

Anyway, my point is the whole reason for my site, and channel is to talk out where I’m at, how I feel, and all the “embarrassing” things that most people can barely accept they think about, let alone say them out loud, and yet, I am here sharing it all, because, of one simple reason, I believe I should.

Anytime I find myself thinking omg, why haven’t I made my video yet? I just want to watch Netflix and go to sleep; it’s actually really important I do this to me.

My phone is still stuck on 39% battery lol

My tattooist admin emailed this morning saying they had to go away on short notice for a few days. I emailed straight back, saying I’m not feeling well and needed to be able to reach the actual tattooist. I heard nothing back. So, I messaged the other tattooist from the same shop who is doing my colour pieces as I have him on WhatsApp, if there’s a way to contact her or if he could let her know I’m not well…

I haven’t heard back from anyone, so I’ll see where I’m at in the morning and send another email again marked as urgent.

I wrote way more than I thought I was capable of, given how I currently feel.

Goodnight everyone x

10:36 pm