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This does not taste good! ๐๐
But hey, I’m in the best mood ever so it’s all good ๐ฅฐ I would say I’m nicely stoned and very comfortable on my couch with Boss and Netflix paused in the background and and vegan ‘cheezy and cauliflower’ pie and two vegan sausage rolls that taste just like “ordinary” (dead flesh people) ones do.
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Think it’s time to accept that I order a lot of takeout delivery so need to stop deleting uber eats off of my phone ๐
So.. I installed it again ๐คฃ And I have decided that since I uninstall and install it so often that it is seriously about time that I admit and accept that I happen to be the sort of person who loves to order takeout. Well really it’s more about the fact that someone else other
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Maybe I’m a little more stoned than I thought ๐ค๐
Can’t help but laugh at how I ended my last post ๐ I have fully let go of Mr X in any sort of reality sense.. He chose to stay married, she chose to stay married and have kids together, even though he cheated on her for their entire relationship ๐ but you know, one
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OMG I am so frickin happy!! I must have been way more stoned than I thought the other night ๐๐ณ๐
The other night when I couldn’t get my vibator to turn off, I completely spaced on the fact it has batteries in it ๐คฆโโ๏ธ well obviously since I clearly thought it was one of my fully waterproof ones and took it into the bath with me ๐๐๐ง But I am pleased to say, it is
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Seriously amused by the number of medications I take..
Sharing another post from my snapchat ๐
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I can have a bubble buddy during lockdown yet everyone I know is already in them with other people ๐ ๐
Hopefully the entire picture gets uploaded and the end not chopped off lol I just posted this on snapchat so figured it makes sense to share it here too ๐


