I am so happy I never want to go on a date ever again ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅณ

At least I now have at least one part of my life sorted ๐Ÿคฃ

Technically two, since I only ever wish to have sex with the one I love…

So I am having sex with myself for the rest of my life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I just wish my vibrators would stop dying I me…

And that the charges would work ๐Ÿ˜„

One by one they continue to stop working ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‚

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